What's the deal with Cheese?

Pros:

-Great tasting (good with salami)

-Comes in different colors

-Sometimes Soft yet Sometimes Hard

-Comes from cows, goats, sheep, and Cows go moo
-Brie stuffed inside a Pilsbury crossant log and baked is yum

-Comes on pizza

I mean I like it, but it comes fraught with many problems...I am perplexed.

Cons:

-Lactose intolerance affects 7/10 Americans

-Most of us hang out in groups of 10 or more

-Gets hairy when you leave it out

-Sometimes even good cheese stinks
-Animal husbandry is expensive and messy

-Cheese only pizza is a yawner

Conclusion:

Cheese may give you gas and get real ugly when it goes bad, but animals are fun and you can dump in on anything for a tasty treat.